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The Obama Care 

When someone cosplays as Obama cosplaying as a doctor, gives you a prostate exam while fisting you and destroys your anus, then they pay the medic bills to reconstruct your anus.
Dude 1: What does she like?
Dude 2: She loves it when I put her on all fours and give her The Obama Care

Obama Care

Random Dude 1: hey did you know that Obama's full name is Obama Care?

Random Dude 2: oh cool, I didn't know that!
Obama Care by really_bro? September 6, 2020

Obama care

drugs you up with allot to were you can not feel pain
Obama care=does not care
Obama care by turtle_pro March 6, 2015

Obama cAre

The only black man I will ever respect besides juice wlrd. And the best president.
Obama cAre by anonymous December 9, 2020

Obama cAre

The only black man I will respect besides juice wrld. And the best president ever.
Obama cAre by anonymous December 9, 2020
Obama’s full name. The mystery has been solved.
Person 1: What’s Obama’s last name?
Person 2: Care, it’s for ObamaCare. no shit.
Everyone else: And the Nobel Peace Prize goes to Person 2!