(verb): The intentional process of applying sparkly objects (glitter/sequins/bedazzles/unicorn poop) to your body/your outfit as an accessory.
Used to introduce an element of klass or obstensive wealth.
"We are meeting at the Finishing-School before the 'Rainbow GlitterMagic Sparkle Party' to listen to music, have a cocktail and generally oglitterate ourselves. It's not a thing."
when you are legit SO SHOOK that before your wig can even be snatched... it disappears. You are so shook to the point that you don't even have a wig anymore. Said by youtuber Ricky Dillion a lot.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.