oblitterati

People who artificially glamorise their appearance beyond recognition, to the point that their true natural appearance is obliterated. In the case of excessive make-up, when you see them without makeup, they bear no resemblance to their made-up appearance. In the case of photographic filters, when you meet them the first time, they are remarkably different to their filtered photographic appearance, often older, or with worse skin, or less attractive. On some, there may also be a striking absence of cat ears and nose features.
"How was your blind date?"
"I walked straight past because I didn't recognise them without their filter."
"Ah ... another member of the oblitterati."

"I took a goddess home last night, but in the morning found some strange person making me pancakes."
"Yep. Oblitterati."

"Wow, that person is a 10."
"Wait! Stand back. Oblitterati!"
by flyingnun April 02, 2024
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