oblitterati

People who artificially glamorise their appearance beyond recognition, to the point that their true natural appearance is obliterated. In the case of excessive make-up, when you see them without makeup, they bear no resemblance to their made-up appearance. In the case of photographic filters, when you meet them the first time, they are remarkably different to their filtered photographic appearance, often older, or with worse skin, or less attractive. On some, there may also be a striking absence of cat ears and nose features.

"How was your blind date?"
"I walked straight past because I didn't recognise them without their filter."
"Ah ... another member of the oblitterati."

"I took a goddess home last night, but in the morning found some strange person making me pancakes."
"Yep. Oblitterati."

"Wow, that person is a 10."
"Wait! Stand back. Oblitterati!"

by flyingnun April 2, 2024

Oglitterate

(verb): The intentional process of applying sparkly objects (glitter/sequins/bedazzles/unicorn poop) to your body/your outfit as an accessory.

Used to introduce an element of klass or obstensive wealth.

"We are meeting at the Finishing-School before the 'Rainbow Glitter Magic Sparkle Party' to listen to music, have a cocktail and generally oglitterate ourselves. It's not a thing."

by The Oglitterator March 31, 2013

Spam Obliteration and Prevention (SOAP)

Previously known as VSTF (Vandalism Spam Task Force), SOAP is a made up of bunch of maniacs who love to global block absolutely innocent people. Just as their name suggests, this team acts without thinking and they global block TOTALLY INNOCENT PEOPLE along with the criminals, just like how soap water kills normal cells with the pathogens.

The whole Spam Obliteration and Prevention (SOAP) team is like a self-exploding bomb in the battlefield that you cannot launch and cannot escape from, which you can only hopelessly stare at while its timer goes down, slowly but steadily...

by y = mx + b December 13, 2021

obliterated

To get absolutely, near-fatally, hilariously fucked up. See: annihilated

I was so obliterated last night, I woke up with a transsexual Thai stripper.

by Devon Knoll October 16, 2003

TikThot Obliterator

The Ability to obliterate any nearby thot in the nearby vicinity with a single and fatal blow

(Can also obliterate thots using TikTok)

As Jared looks around the room he notices a lot of thots on TikTok so he decides to become the TikThot Obliterator and kill every single thot he sees

by Crusader-420.69 September 27, 2019

obliteration

Complete and utter destruction. To remove all trace of. Second only to annihilation in terms of damage done.

Obi-Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker disovered that Alderann had been obliterated by the Death Star.

by tt February 18, 2003

obliterature

Letter or e-mail written while drunk off your ass

Unless you're Hunter S. Thompson, obliterature is almost always a bad idea.

by umgume duwatt June 1, 2012