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A game that bases itself off taking biblical names of evil spirits and making them into gay demon femboys, this game has a chronically online fanbase who never saw sunlight or touched grass.

It’s truly baffling how humanity went from the age of Greek philosophers all the way up to the Renaissance to having people thirsting over pixelated images that hold the power to make people on death row beg for the lethal injection to make their suffering end.

Anyone who claims an obey me character is objectivelly attractive either has a severe brain impairment or genuently needs to get a checkup whether or not they took their schizophrenia pills (or if the alleged individual drank benadryl or is under the influence of other substances).

No, yaoi with β€œdemonsβ€œ is not in any way a productive means of spending one’s free time. If you know anyone suffering from this wretched game tell them to seek immediate help, divine intervention to salvage their soul (if there is one) or cut them off completely from your life.

Anyone who plays this game automatically will get the same ammount of respect that I would give to someone who rips off old people by using phone scams.
Person 1: Do you play obey me? I think it’s a great game!
Person 2: Stop contacting me in any way , shape or form , on any platform, via text or by calling. Whether it’s you personally, through an alt account, or through encouraging or inciting others to do so. I’ve contacted my lawyer, a priest, and the police. Any further contact will officially be considered harassment, and will be punishable to the fullest extent of the law.
Obey me by some0nefamiliar November 8, 2023

obey me! 

Otome dating simulator that rips off your heart occasionally and has a lot of updates!
X: Have you heard of Obey me! That one dating sim?
Y: Yeah it's pretty cool
obey me! by Kaz00 August 13, 2020

Obey me! 

To carry out command with order,without question
Obey me!
Why?
I'm your father! Now do as you are told.
Obey me! by Grant C. October 16, 2021

Obey Me VA Stan

a person who dedicates a portion or their entire personality to a voice actor from the game Obey Me and constantly tunes into every stream, twitter post, and makes fan art in hopes of catching the actors attention.
"Wow, did you see Sahirah? She's such a Obey Me VA Stan."
"Fr dude, all she does is talk about Obey me and her vas."
Obey Me VA Stan by Teslla June 7, 2021

Obey_me_content1 

An awesome obey me creator!

Very fruity 🏳️ 🌈
Obey_me_content1 has the best obey me content! πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•

The obey me heights 

Here are the obey me brothers heights :)
The obey me heights

Lucifer: 6'3
Mammon: 6'0
Levi: 6'0
Satan: 6'0
Asmo: 5'9
Beel: 6'4
Belphie: 5'10
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