Oarology
The science, scientific practice and implementation of stirrin up shit without gettin any splashed back on you.
Ie..., Comin up with a crazy ass, far fetched idea then convincin your friends that it is the best idea they have ever heard of and encouragin them to immediately put it into play, or practice, while you sit back and watch the show knowin full well what's about to take place and happen
It has been observed, and duly noted, that this is most likely to be successfully achieved while your friends are in the process of imbibing, or are already, under the influence of copious amounts of alchol and or other contributin party favors.
Ie..., Comin up with a crazy ass, far fetched idea then convincin your friends that it is the best idea they have ever heard of and encouragin them to immediately put it into play, or practice, while you sit back and watch the show knowin full well what's about to take place and happen
It has been observed, and duly noted, that this is most likely to be successfully achieved while your friends are in the process of imbibing, or are already, under the influence of copious amounts of alchol and or other contributin party favors.
While at a party after the rodeo the other night I decided to practice my oarology thesis and convinced Jim Bob, who had consumed more than a few shots of Crown, that ridin his horse into the bar wearin nothin more than a Lone Ranger mask, his cowboy hat and boots was the best idea he had ever heard of.
Oarology by The Original Oarologist April 19, 2025
