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A member of a species of creature that, though appearing human, possesses speed, strength, and power unattainable by any Homo sapiens. Oaksmen are characterized by their pure power, aggressive workout regimen, and unparalleled love for one another. Several known Oaksmen wear their hair long so that it flows from beneath a hat or helmet. The first known example of an Oaksman was the late Owen Thomas, whose kinsmen carry on his legacy today. Some claim they speak another language, others claim they don't speak at all, instead flapping their Lats and grunting in a method of advanced communication. Rumors of extinction ran rampant over the past year, however, it seems as though the Oaksmen, though few in number, are alive and kicking.
Did Thor, the lightning god, just walk in to the bar?' 'No, man, that's an Oaksman.
Oaksman by PumaKat November 1, 2010
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Shawn Oakman

A thing that could kill a gorilla with the glance of his eyes. A non-human creature that eats steel for

breakfast and kills Navy SEALS for pre-game warmups. Also a defensive end for the University of Baylor.
Shawn Oakman fought a lion before he went on his morning jog.
Shawn Oakman by ratliffsuckscock January 2, 2015
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Nickname for David Rosenthal, a member of the notorious K & O Factor. Rocks pure Oakley, from clothes, to shades. DOn;t fuck with him
YO there's the Oakman with the new Romeos.
Oakman by Khiladi April 1, 2005
Most beautiful and freshest of all time. They are always the most respected and the ones to go to.
The women next to them are both respectable and the sexiest in the country (which is becoming rare).
-Have you seen Fafa and papi Oksman?
-yeah bro they so fresh ! I hope i could be their grandsom !
oksman by Lejcles31 November 22, 2021
Where the name Remi comes from
Hey Remi
"Hey!"
Do you know where your name comes from?
"No"
It comes from Oarsman

Norwegian Oarsman 

The act of a single person performing two Dutch Rudders simultaneously.
Joey gave Randy and Gene a Norwegian Oarsman.
Norwegian Oarsman by Mclovin7921 November 19, 2023
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