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Oafus
An ofus is a large hairy man with very low intelligence. They are said to have smaller brains than most insects. The are very violent and don’t think of there actions. Usually they are very obese ( not to be mistaken as a Thomas who’s Morbidly obese). They say around town than 98% of children named Louie, louies, or Lewis turn out to be either ogers, goblins or oafs. The biggest oaf know to man is down town shields. They call him Abraham round the streets but I, ronan personally know him as Louie, or sometimes sausage. Louie lacks many basic skills of a human including;
1. Reading
2. Writing
3. Talking properly
4. Any physical activity involving skill
As previously stated an oaf should not be confused with a Thomas. The differences are a Thomas is usually wider whereas an oaf is just gurfier. The Thomas is able to accomplish basic literacy though to a low standard. The oaf doesn’t feel emotions whereas the Thomas is a big fat woman and gets really upset easy. These are only a few but there are many more.
1. Reading
2. Writing
3. Talking properly
4. Any physical activity involving skill
As previously stated an oaf should not be confused with a Thomas. The differences are a Thomas is usually wider whereas an oaf is just gurfier. The Thomas is able to accomplish basic literacy though to a low standard. The oaf doesn’t feel emotions whereas the Thomas is a big fat woman and gets really upset easy. These are only a few but there are many more.
“ Yo foos, robin, Carl look the oaf Louie and the Thomas Thomas are having a gurf war. It looks like the oafus won again! Thomas is crying!”
Oafus by Me and tom April 15, 2019
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Oafus • Magnum Oafus • Ofus • Oaus • Obfuscate • oofus • oafish • oafspring • obfuscation • Obfusticate
Oafus
Oafus
An ofus is a large hairy man with very low intelligence. They are said to have smaller brains than most insects. The are very violent and don’t think of there actions. Usually they are very obese ( not to be mistaken as a Thomas who’s Morbidly obese). They say around town than 98% of children named Louie, louies, or Lewis turn out to be either ogers, goblins or oafs. The biggest oaf know to man is down town shields. They call him Abraham round the streets but I, ronan personally know him as Louie, or sometimes sausage. Louie lacks many basic skills of a human including;
1. Reading
2. Writing
3. Talking properly
4. Any physical activity involving skill
As previously stated an oaf should not be confused with a Thomas. The differences are a Thomas is usually wider whereas an oaf is just gurfier. The Thomas is able to accomplish basic literacy though to a low standard. The oaf doesn’t feel emotions whereas the Thomas is a big fat woman and gets really upset easy. These are only a few but there are many more.
An ofus is a large hairy man with very low intelligence. They are said to have smaller brains than most insects. The are very violent and don’t think of there actions. Usually they are very obese ( not to be mistaken as a Thomas who’s Morbidly obese). They say around town than 98% of children named Louie, louies, or Lewis turn out to be either ogers, goblins or oafs. The biggest oaf know to man is down town shields. They call him Abraham round the streets but I, ronan personally know him as Louie, or sometimes sausage. Louie lacks many basic skills of a human including;
1. Reading
2. Writing
3. Talking properly
4. Any physical activity involving skill
As previously stated an oaf should not be confused with a Thomas. The differences are a Thomas is usually wider whereas an oaf is just gurfier. The Thomas is able to accomplish basic literacy though to a low standard. The oaf doesn’t feel emotions whereas the Thomas is a big fat woman and gets really upset easy. These are only a few but there are many more.
“ Yo foos, robin, Carl look the oaf Louie and the Thomas Thomas are having a gurf war. It looks like the oafus won again! Thomas is crying!”
Oafus by Me and tom April 15, 2019
Magnum Oafus
Magnum Oafus by TAD1979 March 22, 2012
obfuscation
the action of making something obscure, unclear, or unintelligible in order to deceive how someone may read something, similar to catfishing
Hacking obfuscation caused my computer to get a virus because I clicked on a link for payppal.com instead of paypal.com
obfuscation by destinationnowhere September 11, 2018
Eschew Obfuscation, Espouse Elucidation
An ironic statement that means avoid ambiguity and adopt clarity. It's ironic because it is hypocritical.
Instead of saying eschew obfuscation, espouse elucidation, Mary just told us to avoid confusion and be clear.
Eschew Obfuscation, Espouse Elucidation by Alicat III November 6, 2009
obfusologist
a person who inserts a word into a sentence which is completely irrelevant to the word he or she wants to use in the sentence.
dude my boss kept sadamizing me to get those reports in.
you dont know what that means do you?
you know like, putting the pressure on.
dude you are such an obfusologist.
you dont know what that means do you?
you know like, putting the pressure on.
dude you are such an obfusologist.
obfusologist by harry schroeder May 17, 2007
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