a hair monster with 6 legs,small eyes,a big nose, does nothing but eat,has a cape, a crown,lives in the forest, and is the king of all imagenary animals. He also has his own brand of tape.
by Ofus December 14, 2007
8 legged hair monster. Good guy, fat ass, definitely loves kids. Probably has hella hoes but turns all of them down (try again sweeties). He likes all natural blonde California girls. He dance really good, so good that he is actually god in a human body. He’s also from Nigeria so he gets cool boi points. He’s great tho 10/10 would recommend finding an Ofu.
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