OOCTFSCPWA 

Stands for "Oh, Ok. Cool! Thanks For Sharing, Close Proximity Workplace Associate." Use this as in reply to a young, self-absorbed, Millenial coworker who insists on using "trendy" acronyms when communicating with you, in lieu of a simple response that take just as long, or shorter to type out, resulting in an even longer conversation trying to determine what said acronym means. Additionally, it's important to note that the meaning of this acronym clearly defines your relationship with said coworker, where the term "friend" is far too generous, and "asshat" is far too harsh, and would result in their need to find a "safe place" to cry and bemoan their "mistreatment".

You: "Hey, do you listen to music on Spotify?"
Them: "OFC"
You: "What does that mean?"
Them: "OFC= 'Of Course' (Inserts web link detailing this very fact)"
You: "So, 'OFC' means 'Yes'?"
Them: "Yes"
You: "Then why not simply type 'Yes'? It takes just as much effort and is universally understood."
Them: "Yes, same amount of effort, you old fart."
You: "OOCTFSCPWA"

OOCTFSCPWA by OldFart85 January 9, 2019