OMGROFLMAO: (Expression : Action : Description)
This Acronym, derived from OMG and ROFL simply adds to the expression by adopting MAO, otherwise known as, (My Ass Off.)
In effect, this expresses the writers in the following way.
Oh My God - Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off.
As you can see, this acronym saves a tremendous amount of time typing, and allows others to join in the fun faster than had the writed actually spelled this out.
Andrew (DarkEye): I like boys...
SciTech: OMGROFLMAO
Andrew (DarkEye): Oops, did I type that in the channel?
SciTech: Dumbass...
A fit of abbreviations that is often spewn from the keyboards of frothy, excitedsocial regects, as it cannot be aurally pronounced without vomiting everywhere.
Commenter 1: Dude, have you seen the news about the new halogame?
A leet speak exclamation. Direct translation from 1337sp34k to English: Z-Oh My God, Roll on Floor Laughing my Fat Ass Off, Copter (as in roflcopter,) skaterz (as in lollerskates.) It is quite the exclamation
Me: So I totally bonedVeronica "Tits McGee" last night.
David: zomgroflmfaocopterskaterz!.
Me: That pretty much sums up the experience.
"out of chair rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass off so hard"
Someone in a public chat tried to pull that one off, in my opinion lmfao is about as high as it should go, really
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).