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group of hardcore little fags who think its cool to act hardcore behind a keyboard
ohnoes, what fags! lawl
ohnoes by fagheart May 16, 2008
www.ohnoes.org go there and find out...
www.ohnoes.org
OH NOES!
ohnoes by Adiux May 13, 2004
OHNOES! J00 C4n'7 5P34K 1337!!11
ohnoes by Angel of Mercy November 25, 2003

OHNOSECOND

That minuscule fraction of time it takes your brain to realize that you've just made a GIGANTIC mistake and reconcile the fact that it is too late.
Bob hit send on his email to Tom, only then realizing that he had copied in the entire company on the x-rated pictures of him and his latest conquest swinging from his sex swing in full leather outfits.
OHNOSECOND by Buzz M. May 13, 2005
1) A response to a negative situation which is insignificant, or at worst, a temporay inconvenience.

2) A response to a negative situation occurs on a regular basis, to the point where it is expected.
Guy A: "Aw, man, the Marlins lost"
Guy B: "Oh noes!"

Guy A: "Windows crashed again."
Guy B: "Oh noes!"
oh noes! by Master Grah April 30, 2008
Used when something that happens that is the worstest thing that could ever happen, seemingly.
When Darth Vader tells Luke Skywalker he is his Father.

Darth: "Luke, I am your father!"
Luke: "Oh Noes!"
oh noes by JagShrapnel November 24, 2006
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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