What a person(s) say when they are close to their demise by offending some greater being such as Chuck Norris.
terrorist one: All right get me the bomb!
terrorist two: here it is haji...wait what is that?
haji(terrorist one): no worry just some hillbilly in a ha...
(terrorist one is suddenly ripped in half)
terrorist two: who are you?
Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris terrorist two:oh dear god HELP...
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!