Off me

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1. Kill me
2. Fuck me

1. i dont care baud, off me!
2. mmm baby off me.

Off me by Grisu October 27, 2008

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off me

when you just fucked some kids up in a game

me: *getting double teamed*
also me: *kills both of them*
ALSO ME: *GET OFF MEEEE*

off me by TheRealFlightReacts August 11, 2020

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Off me • Off me tits • off-meta • off me head • Off me later • Off me lips • OFF meet • off-menu • get off me • going off-menu

Off me tits

Severely inebriated.

I had 8 pints of lager, 10 large whiskies and a vat of creme de menthe(not recommended). I was completely off me tits!

Off me tits by Cirrhosis Cyril February 21, 2004

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Off me tits

A British English term for someone who's intoxicated on drugs or alcohol, sometimes both.

I've been using so much, I've been off me tits for weeks.

Off me tits by enemy-spotted February 10, 2019

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Off me lips

when your off your head or drunk or just "off your lips" with a bouge or cowie

oooo rites am off me lips

Off me lips by mark watson April 8, 2007

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off me head

Extremely drunk/high

I was off me head drunk last night

off me head by OmgItsBirdman2017 July 27, 2017

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Off me later

When something reminds you that you need to off yourself.

Off-note it could be masturbation.

Steped in dog poo while talking to my girl and she just broke up the second, i took the step. Ended that convo with a "Off me later bitch!" - you.
"Sounds like you wanna do her.." -everyone else.

Off me later by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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