The act of shoving a nylon orange pylon camera up your'e ass cheeks so far that the doctor has to reach inside you to remove it.
Jack: yo what ever happened to that Latinababe you met on tinder?
Me: Oh yeah, she gave me a bad Nylon Pylon Special and I just had to fucking leave it at that.
Jack: Damn
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)