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nutswinger 

Some one who hangs from someone's nuts, (i.e. a stalker, fan). Follows ever move they make
Mike is such a nutswinger.
nutswinger by Chopperdiva March 10, 2004

nutswinger 

Any girl who refuses to be away from her boy. Typically, she puts a damper on otherwise good times by just being there. The same term could be reversed such that the boy is the pain in the ass, applied to gay couples, or (less accurately) lesbian couples.
"You remember how cool Rob used to be? Too bad he has that nutswinger of a girlfriend, now."

"Dude, your girls a damn nutswinger. Don't invite her."

"Dude, grow some balls and tell your nutswinger girl to stay home."
nutswinger by kevlarcupid September 16, 2008

Pelican Nutslinger 

The Pelican Nutslinger can only be performed during a threesome involving two men and a woman.

When one of the men grabs the other one's nuts tearing them down as far as possible and releasing a huge dump himself.
The way the scrotum looks afterwards, is exactly the same as the Pelican's throat pouch.
You gotta see his face, after I pelican nutslingered him!

ballsack nutslinger

the type of videogame where there is an over emphasis on graphics, budget, celebrity cameos, while ultimately lacking an actual game to play and still being a piece of shit
im afraid squadron 42 and GTA 6 are just going to be just another ballsack nutslinger
ballsack nutslinger by Fleebie January 28, 2026