Skip to main content

Nutrealize

Defined as when an organism has a sperm ejection and a sudden realization at the same moment.
Oskar Nutrealized that fecal matter is not to be consumed, but to be excreted.
by heugheghughghe January 4, 2024
mugGet the Nutrealize mug.

freak neutralize

The act of sneaking up on another person and unsuspectingly humping them while repeating a phrase such as, "Ohhh, I'm slutty!" or "Just let it happen."

(Also an effective way to get rid of someone who's trying to cock-block one of your buddies.)
Did you see the way Joe freak neutralized Bob? He never saw it coming. And Bob's reaction was priceless.

Trying to freak neutralize Bob is a good way to get punched in the balls.
by YouWantedTheBest March 16, 2008
mugGet the freak neutralize mug.

Neutralize

To kill and put something out of its misery. Usually using a very vicious, savage and violent force upon some harmless object, person, animal, grandma, kitten, baby...
"I'm so going to neutralize that baby kitten"
by BNKRNR March 30, 2010
mugGet the Neutralize mug.

Neutralizer

A neutralizer is a piece-of-shit car that a rich guy drives because that car has the power to neutralize gold diggers since gold diggers will automatically discount a guy that drives a piece-of-shit car, regardless of his other qualities. A neutralizer is the anti-thesis of a chick magnet.

The purpose of owning, driving and even cherishing a neutralizer is that it will save the rich guy from the claws of gold diggers. If a woman passes the neutralizer test, i.e. she accepts a guy with his POS car, she is likely a good person with depth of character, and she will challenge him intellectually. If she won't even give him a chance because of his car, the guy now knows she only likes him for his cash.
Ahmed: Hey, that girl you met at the bar last week was quite tantalizing. You seemed to hit it off. Did you go on a date with her?

Laurent: Well, I was pretty excited, and the conversation was going well, but my Neutralizer seemed have turned her off when she saw me get in my Neutralizer (1998 Corolla with scratches everywhere). She got neutralized. I saw her two days later in a Maserati with some other rich trust fund kid. The Neutralizer saved me again from falling for a smoking hot gold digger. Thank you my Neutralizer, because I never learn my lessons...For now, I guess I'll have to find someone else to share my 5000 sqft penthouse overlooking Central Park.
by frenamezian_again1 February 3, 2012
mugGet the Neutralizer mug.

The German neutralizer

During any form of sex you taze yourself at the moment of climax
by Christian nosack October 9, 2014
mugGet the The German neutralizer mug.

neutralized

The rare circumstances in which a person is ultra hot and at the same time ultra cool. The word was created as a descriptive word for the two most neutralized people ever: Katie Hott and Gabe Greenberg
"She is so neutralized!"
by Albert Einstein November 25, 2004
mugGet the neutralized mug.

Nutranized

Is the hybrid mix of nourishment and energized creating an uber word "nutranized". Essentially meaning one is both full(food)and has an abundance of energy aswell without post-digestion fatigue(the nap some people take after consuming excessive amounts of food.)
"Oh man,i'm totally nutranized after eating that behemoth turkey dinner."
by Whoobermeister July 26, 2005
mugGet the Nutranized mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email