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Nutei is such an adult and responsible person. She organised every bit of an object and she is a very diligent person. She is loyal and once you get into her she won’t let go and she’s a wifey material. She is kind and loves her parents alot, she usually is shy and don’t talk much to people she wasn’t close to. She has a circle of very small friends and she loves them. Has an amazing smile,body and hair. Insecure about every bit of her and overthinks alot.
Nutei is a kind girl.

Find someone like Nutei.
Nutei by Yoursecretissave November 23, 2021
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Nutminder 

1.) n. One who minds their nuts. Typically, holds them incessantly or wears protective yamsack gear for all occasions.

2.) adj. Describes one as a tool, clown, assjack, jackhole, dush or nerd.
Your couch monkey friend that sits with his legs spread wide for all to see while he manhandles his testicles like no one is around. The nutminder has callouses on his hands, not from masturbating, but from sack grabbing all day long in the presence of others and while fully clothed.
Nutminder by St0rmshadow May 15, 2008

Creamy Nutella 

Creamy Nutella is when a man ejaculates into a jar of Nutella. He then gifts it to his sister, mother, grandmother, or girlfriend as a gift. It is commonly done by white folk because of their love for Nutella.
John: "I made some creamy Nutella last night. I prepared it for my girlfriend!"
Davis: "Yum! Can I have some?"

nutrimom 

A mom that strictly enforces her healthy eating habits on everyone around her including the children of friends and neighbors. Before allowing her child to go to a friends house, she makes sure that the household is organic.

Though nutrimoms are common in many parts of the country, there is a hyper concentration in the Park Cities area of Dallas, Texas.
That nutrimom complained so the school cafeteria stopped serving tater tots.
nutrimom by blog.peoplenewspapers.com November 28, 2007

Nutellabetes

Nutellabetes is what you get as a result of eating too much Nutella. As we all know, Nutella is very addicting, and this addiction can become a problem, with the consequences of getting Nutellabetes. When you are diagnosed with Nutellabetes, your blood type becomes Nutella and you sweat Hazelnut. There is no known cure for the disease, and the only way to prevent it is to put the damn Nutella jar down.
Hey, Mom! Can we buy some Nutella?" "No, Haley. You're going to get Nutellabetes from eating that so much!
Nutellabetes by Checkboo. May 2, 2011

nutpicking 

The practice of sifting through the comments of blogs, email threads, discussion groups and other user generated content in an attempt find choice quotes proving that the advocates for or against a particular political opinion are unreasonable, uninformed extremists.
When Jonah has no substantive arguments for his point, he frequently resorts to nutpicking in order to demonize progressives.
nutpicking by RGEsq August 11, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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