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Nut time 

A British tradition in the lead up to Christmas where a variety of nuts (usually but not always including chestnuts) are consumed at a certain time every day.
Dan: "Are you ready for nut time Nora?"
Eleanor: "You bet I am. Get the microwave ready, I'm bringing chestnuts today!"
Nut time by Pip Spencer November 16, 2020

nut time 

literally no one:

me: pant hard. nut time
nut time by guacamole nigga penis February 18, 2019

Banana nut time 

A question asked by a female to a male, either as a offer for a blowjob or handjob OR questioning whether he's about to blow his load.
SHE: "Banana nut time?"
HE: "Almost..."

OR

SHE: "Banana nut time?"
HE: "Hmm... y'know... why not? I just finished a large breakfast so why not relax?"

inconvenient nut time

When you're watching porn and it at an inconvenient time such as when they're a switching positions or a dudes ass.
Damn that lady was so hot, too bad I had an inconvenient nut time
inconvenient nut time by Jman699 January 19, 2017

The time nut 

To time nut correctly you must nut at exactly 141.622 kph/ 88mph to travel back in time. Just think of any time and you will be transported there. To travel forward in time you must bend you dick around facing behind you and nut at the exact same speed.
I did the time nut bro
Cool bro
Bro

One Time Nut Pass 

The temporary nut pass is a pass that lets someone nut one time but it can only be given out by the government or the president of a country you are in
''Man i cant do NNN its too hard'.'
''Dont worry ask the president for a one time nut pass.''
One Time Nut Pass by krissacred November 2, 2022