by fruit.juice May 15, 2015
by guacamole nigga penis February 18, 2019
A British tradition in the lead up to Christmas where a variety of nuts (usually but not always including chestnuts) are consumed at a certain time every day.
Dan: "Are you ready for nut time Nora?"
Eleanor: "You bet I am. Get the microwave ready, I'm bringing chestnuts today!"
Eleanor: "You bet I am. Get the microwave ready, I'm bringing chestnuts today!"
by Pip Spencer November 16, 2020
A question asked by a female to a male, either as a offer for a blowjob or handjob OR questioning whether he's about to blow his load.
SHE: "Banana nut time?"
HE: "Almost..."
OR
SHE: "Banana nut time?"
HE: "Hmm... y'know... why not? I just finished a large breakfast so why not relax?"
HE: "Almost..."
OR
SHE: "Banana nut time?"
HE: "Hmm... y'know... why not? I just finished a large breakfast so why not relax?"
by Ariane Speedwagon April 8, 2009
When you're watching porn and it at an inconvenient time such as when they're a switching positions or a dudes ass.
by Jman699 January 19, 2017
Phone Rings...(I answer talking to matt)
matt-hey whats up dude? You wanna go to the party tonight? Ill pick you up.
Me-i can't tonight, its nut-cuttin’ time on my English paper. Ive got to finish it tonight or my figurative balls will be cut off
matt- what the hell does that mean
matt-hey whats up dude? You wanna go to the party tonight? Ill pick you up.
Me-i can't tonight, its nut-cuttin’ time on my English paper. Ive got to finish it tonight or my figurative balls will be cut off
matt- what the hell does that mean
by Latasha Phillips May 17, 2008
To time nut correctly you must nut at exactly 141.622 kph/ 88mph to travel back in time. Just think of any time and you will be transported there. To travel forward in time you must bend you dick around facing behind you and nut at the exact same speed.
by Skeleton secretary October 25, 2018