Nut Puncher

Commonly abbreviated as NP, nut puncher refers to a squirrel, chipmunk or other furry little woodland creature that loves cracking open nuts through the use of martial arts (such as karate).

Kozmo is the coolest nut puncher around. He's out there punching open those nuts like a total BA while all of the other squirrels are struggling with those nut cracker dolls I threw out last Christmas after I discovered the musical was written by a Communist.

Nut Puncher by mortalesteban May 19, 2010

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leather cludded do-nut puncher

gay man; leather cludded, gays like to dress in leather

do-nut puncher A)he fists people

B)they hate viginas (pussys)

ere m8 are you a leather cludded do-nut puncher

no im bi

lol

leather cludded do-nut puncher by calan123 April 27, 2010

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nutmuncher

This is a word describing someone who kisses up to girls/ tries to gain their attention hoping they'll get lucky.
Why it is "nutmuncher" instead of "vaginamuncher" I have no idea. It's just the way things are.

"Dude, Tom is such a nutmuncher."

"Yeah, for real."

nutmuncher by Dan.T January 11, 2007

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nutpuncher

A child between the ages of toddler and preschooler. The age where children lunge around the room craching into things and catching themselves with their fists.

I can barely breathe, that little nutpuncher got me good.

nutpuncher by Kirkules February 6, 2008

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

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