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nut fucker 

a girl who likes to play with guys nuts and then does them after .
ashely is the biggest nut fucker in the world!
nut fucker by Anonymous June 9, 2003

thumb detecting nut fucker

The right tool for every job.
Sometimes erroneously called a crescent wrench.
If you have nuts that need rounded off or a hand that needs fresh blood blisters, lay your mitts upon this tool and go to town. You'll come up with curse words never before uttered in the history of mankind as the wrench slips, mashing your hand into something hard and unforgiving.
Fellow 1: What happened to your hand?
Fellow 2: Tried to open a jar with the thumb detecting nut fucker.
Fellow 1: Say no more.

thumb detecting nut fucker

A Thumb detecting nut fucker is like the normal nut fucker just with a separate face for general hammering and bashing thus like any hammer it likes to hit your thumb.
If you can't loosen the bolt just give it a good whack with the old Thumb detecting nut fucker.

Nut Fucked

When you place your throbbing cock in between someone's testicles, as if you're getting titty fucked, and you thrust your penis within these balls until you climax.
Ivan with Overlooked ENT got nut fucked by Andy on this day in which we celebrate our Independence day. Bill Pullman, RIP!
Nut Fucked by MythicalSausage! June 13, 2015

Fucked Nut 

When you are about to cum but a family member knocks on your door and fucks up the whole thing
My mom just gave me a fucked nut
Fucked Nut by Orangeboop4455 March 11, 2018

Nutsucker Pussypucker 

A strong alcoholic beverage made with a combination of Everclear, Vodka, Triple Sec, Wild Berry Schnapps, and Boonsfarm Hawaiian Punch mixed with pineapple juice, V8 Splash and Fruit Drink. Beverage should be mixed in a 5 gallon mop bucket and garnished with sliced apples and oranges. Serve with Ice.

This drink is so delicious that it feels like you are getting your nuts sucked by a second class ho, however, it is so strong, your mouth puckers like a contracted vagina.
Nate: "What are we drinking tonight?"
Nick: "Shit nigs! I just made me some nutsucker pussypucker!"
Nate: "Hell yea! I'll call out sick now for tomorrow morning!"