nurk

1.A small person with disruptive and irritating intent.
2.Another word for idiot. Used regualarly by Spike Milligan and by Ronnie Barker in PORRIDGE.

"You flamin' nurk!"said Hamish and Sean

by Hamish and Sean April 25, 2006

nurk

someone who inspires others to smoke weed

...i think you can get the picture!

by Olivia November 11, 2004

Nurk

Nurk: Dude who has the chance to score but doesn't pull it off, then wastes your time explaining not pulling it off.

Fred had a woman rubbing his cock and ass while he was semi awake and decided sleep was the better option, and the next day he told everyone exactly how he chose not to score and sleep instead.

"Fred is all about the NURK. Just ask him and he'll tell you how he totally didn't close the deal.

by bigdoughnut69 November 27, 2011

Nurk

Strange or weird, but in an endearing way.

Joshua was acting nurk today.

by thecollectivefail January 9, 2020

The Whole Nurks

When you go to the gym and work deltoids, triceps, biceps and forearms. In most cases you drink quad strength coffee before your workout. Nurks can also just be another word for muscles.

Example #1
Joe : Yo bro you gonna do the whole nurks today?
Jules: Hell yeah you know it cuz.

Example #2
Damn he must workout a lot because he has some big nurks!

by Tits McKie January 26, 2015

Nurkle

A person who learns by doing things wrong - even though they've been told both what not to do AND how to do it right !

Coach: "Whatever you do, slow down before you hit the wall, otherwise you won't make the turn !"

Nurkle: (hits wall after continuing at same speed) "Ouch !"

Coach: "You nurkle ! Try again, but slow down before you hit the wall this time !"

Nurkle: (hits wall again) "Ouuuuch !"

Coach: "You NURKLE !!!"

Nurkle: (makes the turn having slowed down & has look of realisation on face) "Aaaah ! Now I get it !"

Coach: "Nurkle !"

by MikulAbbott April 5, 2009

nurki

A sexy young tall feller who usually has sex with the lights on.

Hey Nurki

by Nurkiest January 15, 2018