Nun As

a way to describe something that was boring or average

person 1: 'how was your weekend?'

person 2: 'nun as bro!'

Nun As by fred krueger October 30, 2011

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as dry as a nun's cunt

An expression of anything that is VERY dry.

That sandwich was as dry as a nun's cunt.

as dry as a nun's cunt by P V 2 March 24, 2018

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Blunt as a Nun's Cunt

Very blunt - referring to the fact that all nuns must vow to celibacy, and thus are not allowed to have sex. However, a lack of sex does not necessarily constitute a "bluntness" of the vagina (in fact, a blunt vagina would definitely be preferable to a sharp one, for ease of use), so the origin of the phrase likely originates from somebody looking for a funny sounding dirty rhyme.

1: "Fuck, this knife is blunt as a nun's cunt."

2: "...What? Oh, well, why aren't you using the other one then?"

1: "I wanted to say 'blunt as a nun's cunt'."

2: "Touché."

Blunt as a Nun's Cunt by MoshOrDamage July 25, 2009