Term for idiots whose blog comments are numbers (i.e., FIRST! FRIST!!!1, or any variant thereof). Is especially for, but not exclusive to, those who post "FIRST!" despite knowing their post is NOT first, resulting in an epic fail at cleverness.

READER COMMENTS
1. steve - July 29, 2008 4:02 PM
What is the point of this blog post?
2. htownboiii - July 29, 2008 4:09 PM
FRIST!!!!!!!
3. bdog - July 29, 2008 4:13 PM
@2 - Get off this board, you freaking numbertard!

numbertard by K. Lee from Houston August 25, 2008

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Numberatize

Like alphabetized order, but with numbers.

"Johnny, please numberatize these numbers."

Numberatize by jostennnn April 6, 2021

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Numberatize

Like alphabetized, but with numbers.

"Johnny, numberatize these numbers."

Numberatize by jostennnn April 6, 2021

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numberafriendicutinhalfopapering

writing your friend’s number on a paper cut in half

i numberafriendicutinhalfopapering yesterday but i lost the number can you give it to me again

numberafriendicutinhalfopapering by vamdel March 4, 2023

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numberative

Numberative
(noun)
- A number stripped of context and weaponized into a narrative, usually for political or rhetorical effect.
- A number that pretends to be data but is actually just a prop for an agenda.

- “The senator’s claim that crime is up 200% was just a numberative — it went from 2 cases to 6.”
- “‘Many are saying’ is the ultimate numberative. No denominator, no data, just vibes.”
- “Don’t fall for their numberatives. Ask for the denominator.”

numberative by Neologisman November 26, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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