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Nudes of Garrett 

Only the most hard core non-existent indie band this side of the Platte river!

Formed in the 90's, Nudes of Garrett controversial first album "Street side wanking" brought them into the spot light and was received with mostly positive reviews from critics, farm animals and fans alike. With the success of that album, it was quickly followed up with "Garrett: Studded and Chiseled", in which Track 4 'No mamma likes a pigeon hole' was played many times on the local AM station three months strong. But perhaps it was their latest album "Nudes of Garrett: Live at the Enclave" is what really brought the band together with it's target audience and has been a run away success 9 years straight.
-Chuck- Hey have your heard this catchy song "Your man is chiseled and so is your sheep"?

-Wally- Dude, that is Nudes of Garrett everyone has heard of them! "Live at the Enclave" is their most respected album!
Nudes of Garrett by TheLord007 April 6, 2022
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026