Nuclear turd 

When you take a shit so nasty that particles inside the crap go nuclear, release heat and makes your butt cheeks feel warm.

"Hey why are smiling so much, is it that much fun in the bathroom?"..."You don't understand man, I just took nuclear turd"..."ohhhhh"

Nuclear turd by the argenrican April 16, 2010

Nuclear Turdgames

The battle between good and evil feces begins when you and your cropdusting rival both have emerging turtle heads with only one toilet to accommodate the most worthy balloon knot. The rightful ruler of the porcelain throne must be crowned.

A battle royale of anuses commences. The anal adversaries unleash turds of epic proportions. The devastation caused by the colliding fecal matter leads to a mutually assured destruction of both rectums. The A-nal bombs dropped cause a nuclear ass-holocaust with only skidmarks left to crown. There are no winners in the nuclear turdgames...the only way to win is not to (ass)play.

Hey breh, did you watch that epic tale nuclear turdgames. Jon Snow combats Matthew Broderick in a battle of all out fecale warfare.

Nuclear Turdgames by Hughjeffinbyrd March 4, 2018

nucleartard 

A combination of Retard and Nuclear. To indicate that someone is so much of a retard that their brain must have been exposed to radiation.

Shut the hell up, Nucleartard!

nucleartard by ahref December 4, 2007

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022