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the way when one acts in a classless, trashy, heartless, manner- and exemplifies the true meaning of douchebagery
You know you pulled a nowicki when:

Example 1:
Person A: "I'm going to stalk your mom until this is resolved"
Person B: "Oh don't pull a nowicki on me"

Example 2:
Person A: "Wait, he dumped you over the phone and almost killed your puppy?"
Person B: "Yeah- he totally pulled a nowicki"
nowicki by HIGHlarious February 25, 2010
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One who loses his jew gold
Nowicki: oh man I lost my ounce of gold!

everyone else: why were you carrying an ounce of gold?
Nowicki by Asshorde January 17, 2009
a very nice person that loves you so much a nowicki will love you no matter what
person A: that person over there is so nice
person B: so he is a nowicki i want to be his friend
nowicki by pogchampboy March 20, 2021

Tom nowicki 

A boy who loves calcium cannons and bunda
Don't bother texting him galls unless u got it
Tom nowicki loves calcium cannons more then apple crumble
Tom nowicki by Ariana Grande xx January 4, 2023

noDickitis 

1. Several days or longer without having a good dicking

2. When you want some dick but due to circumstances like being single, long distance relationships, employment, separation, newly divorced, medical issues/recovery, etc... causes you to have the inability to have consistent or frequent dicking.

3. When you become languished, ill mood, bitchy, or lower your standards to just get a dick
I have noDickitis, it’s been three weeks since I’ve had some good dick.

I keep going back to my exboyfriend, because I get a bad case of NoDickitis if I go more than 4-5 days with no sex.

I went out dancing with friends, my NoDickitis was flaring! I went home with this guy that wasn’t even a 4, but he had a dick. NoDickitis no longer flared up.
noDickitis by Ree_Nuh December 20, 2020

nowuckinfurries 

Commonly used term to express the fact one is on top of the situation at hand or in agreement with a proposal made.
Nowuckinfurries mate, I will get that done for you right away!
nowuckinfurries by Geoffrey Walker February 16, 2006

Shane nowiski 

Omg I'm dating Shane nowiski , I'm soooo lucky!!!!!
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