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A phrase used by a math teacher. Not to be named. He is calculated to say it 3.8 times every day. He can say up to 97 now ons in one month.
Right, what should you be doing now on?
Put away whatever those are now on.
Now on by 3cjnewlc January 31, 2019
Words you can keep

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv 

The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"
Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

it's on NOW

You thought that shizzle was on befo? Well it's on NOW mos def!
it's on NOW by the_REAL_roto May 23, 2005

chelsea come on now

Something that you say when someone has obviously copied someone and are pretending they haven’t.

The phrase went viral after being used in a TikTok Live by user Rianna Legend.
“You bought the same jacket as the girl”
Chelsea come on now
“You bought the same outfit as the girl”
Chelsea come on now”

Come On Now 

A word used by MTPs (management training programs) across the universe for a variety of reasons. 1. To let someone know that they are sweatin' you too much. 2. To let someone, or something, know to hurry up. 3. To express frustration. 4. To let people know that their taking way too long bringing the natural lights back from the white trash bbq. 5. To tell people know that it's cool to drink and drive. 6. In response to dropping a weight on someone's head. They may need stitches, but come on
1. Come on now, yous is sweatin' my s*** like crazy.
2. Come on now, yous is so slow.
3. Come on now.
4. Come on now!
5. Come on now?
Come On Now by Snobrdr854854 December 2, 2005

oh come on now

something dream (the minecraft youtuber) says when someone isn’t showing their full potential, or he’s annoyed, or somethings bs. he says it in his sexy deep voice 😻 that makes everyone love it. he also says ‘oh god’ and ‘alright’ in the same voice and everyone goes crazy for it
~while speedrunning~
ghast: *shooting fireballs*
dream: oh come on now..
oh come on now by notdream October 7, 2020

Come on now DAWG 

When you say or do anything extraordinary you DAP your friend up and say Come on now DAWG.

Its a bit like say LETS GO, YESSIR, W TAKE
Friend: I got you invited to the party next week
You: For real
Friend: Yessir
You: Come on now DAWG
Come on now DAWG by UrbanProfessor69 February 26, 2024
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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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