Now Look 

A phenomena that makes anything funnier. If you are talking about a person or a thing and then say, "Now Look", without fail the thing or person will be even funnier than you once thought.

"The uncles are going off right now"
"Hahaha now look"

Now Look by The Gosh Dang Bruin February 10, 2020

...look at me now! 

at the end of a statement you say this to make the person you're talking to feel like a loser. orrrrr, (if you don't like hurting people's feelings) you say this at the end of a statement when something really good happens to you.

cory: yo check out my nike dunks i just bought last week.
derrick: yea man, those are cool... but check out my cool grey jordans11 that i got yesterday ...look at me now!

student: mrs. kindergarten teacher, remember when you told me that i'd be cleaning floors at mcdonalds when i grow up? pwaaahaaa, i'm the ceo of my OWN mcdonalds now shawty ...look at me now!

...look at me now! by takemeaway_09 June 19, 2011

Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day. 

The phrase you say when you when an un-completeness of turtle watching.

Friend 1: Hey I saw a Turtle in the parking lot!

Friend 2: Where is it?!

Friend 1: Theres no Turtle I needed to get your attention.

Friend 2: Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.

Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day. by ghoul138 May 9, 2011

Look at me! I'm the Captain now. 

A quote from Captain Phillips by Muse towards the Captain.

"Look at me! I'm the Captain now"

Muse:"Look at me! I'm the Captain now."

Captain Phillips:*silence*

Look at me! I'm the Captain now. by Scott2357 June 5, 2016

Look at the Now 

Focus on the present, don't dwell on the past or future.

Dude, stop thinking about last night and just look at the now.

Look at the Now by sidney.shrek October 17, 2017

Look who's equivocating now 

No the preference is not the same as the fetish because the fetish does not affect you (as I have not raped a single person) and the preference DOES affect me because you have fucked a fat cock instead of a baby dick. You have actively acted on the preference and I have not actively acted on the fetish.

Hym "So look who's equivocating now! Er- Wait... Is that equivocating? Doesn't matter. Your entire argument is you saying things are the same that aren't actually the same and then you acting on those not the same things and here I am. That is why you are doing this. You're retarded."

Look who's equivocating now by Hym Iam July 3, 2025

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody, just follow me

Now this looks like a job for me so everybody, just follow me 'Cause we need a little controversy

Now this looks like a job for me by Iwillpourcementinyourears July 6, 2023