Notouchitarian Share definition Flag A person who doesn't like any of the individual food elements on their plate touching each other. Tito made huge deal on Thanksgiving about the gravy running into his cranberry sauce on his plate. He's such a Notouchitarian. Notouchitarian by TheMVdub August 25, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Notouchitarian mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch