Not the penis hole

Something WindowsXPUser says when he talks about penis.

WindowsXPUser: Not the penis hole
Windows XPUser: It's called the Urethra
Me: You have no clue how stupid that sounds.
It's not the penis hole, it's the Urethra.
by NotThePenisHole July 26, 2019
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penis hole

the hole on your cock where the cum comes out
the pee sure is comming out of my penis hole
by Jeff Hawpee April 24, 2006
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penis hole

the vagina
I wanna slip my hot throbbing cock into your penis hole!
by Hobo With A Shotgun May 17, 2011
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penis hole job

When your sexual partner uses their pinky toe to pleasure someone's penis hole. If possible you insert it....much like a penis in a vagina.
I love a pinky to in my peeper hole....its called a penis hole job
by stretched hole September 10, 2011
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Penis hole pete

Penis hole Pete walls down the street and spot a kid. He unzipped his jeans, pulled down his under wear and whips it out. Then the kid gets sucked in and never comes.
Me: I’m taking a walk lalalal

Penis hole Pete: Hehehehehehehe

Me: AHHHHHHHHH
by Ltlitty November 23, 2019
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butt penis nut hole

The most powerful insult of all time. It should only be used in the most serious cases.

butt - The part at the back of the body in which fecal matter, or rather, shit, comes out of.
penis - A male sex organ, the phallic member
nut - WANK
hole - an opening

The word was invented when a wee lad at the young age of 6 required a grand insult. One that would shrine above all others.
Henry: Fuck you, wanker!
Robin: You're a butt penis nut hole!
Henry: oh shit, I can't beat that
by some homeless man August 24, 2017
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Black hole penis

When your massive penis collapses on its own weight and forms a black hole.
My friend, Dave, has a penis so massive that it has collapsed and formed a black hole penis. It suck all matter into it.
by iamaphish May 27, 2019
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