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It isn't. I'm not getting clicks. You are clearly doing this over your religion and not because you're skeptical and if you are reading this then your level of certainty is likely >= mine.
Hym "Not fake. I'm not recording myself so I can't fake anything. I don't need to do it myself or be taught a lesson. If anyone gets what they want out of this then what they want is not something you are going to like. The only thing fake around here is schizophrenia."
Not fake by Hym Iam December 13, 2025
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Not Fake Girlfriend 

A relationship that is not acknowledged as a "Girlfriend", but holds true to all requirements of the girlfriend tag.
Lisa is not Rob's Not Fake Girlfriend, because she's his girlfriend. That's just the way it is.

I'm Not Finna Fake 

1 . When you're In a Altercation with someone and you want to Warn someone To let them know you have No Chill and you're about to Go all out Savage whether there is a Camera Present or Not you keep your Shit Real "I'm Not Finna Fake"

2. When you're about to party and get lit and turnt AF with your bros or Ya girls and you want to get hype and do some dumb shit and you wanna keep it 1hunnid As possible,

YOU SHOUT " I'M NOT FINNA FAKE FOR THESE PECKER WOODS " BEFORE OR AFTER. You perform a Act of SAVAGERYand Take a big Sip of Hard Liquor outta the bottle
EXAMPLE # 1

GUYS ARE ABOUT TO FIGHT

Guy 1 : "So what you saying nigga?"
Guy 2: "So what you saying is You need to get the Fuck out of my Business Nigga, That's what you need to Do ! Cause I'm getting tired of you Tellin what the fuck I'm doin Everytime I'm doing Something, CAUSE I'M NOT FINNA FAKE FOR THESE PECKERWOODS" ( then guy 2 proceeds to Throw a Punch at guy 1)

Example #2

"Yo bro imma get LitAf tonight I'm gonna do some dumb shit after Boy cause I'm Not finna Fakefor these Peckerwoods" ( Proceeds to Take Sips outta The Hennessy or Ciroc bottle)
I'm Not Finna Fake by BIGZONGO21 September 27, 2017

mad fake for not giving me clout

عطنا لايك طال عمرك
"Farabi is mad fake for not giving me clout" means that after conducting likes audit, I found that Farabi is a fake friend for not liking my most recent Instagram post

mad fake for not giving me clout

عطنا لايك طال عمرك
"Farabi mad fake for not giving me clout" means that after conducting a likes audit, I found Farabi to be a fake friend for not liking my most recent Instagram post

Fake Phrase Totally Not Made By urbandictionary Users 

A definition of Fake Phrase Totally Not Made By urbandictionary Users, probably involving sex in some way.
A fake conversation, usually between 2 people where someone mentions Fake Phrase Totally Not Made By urbandictionary Users.
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