by Dat nℹ🅱️🅱️a June 12, 2017
Person 1: bruh, I'm dead ass hungry right now.
*phones pizza*
Person 2: Ya pizza, whatchu want?
Person 1:lemme get uhhhhhhh, a BONELESS PIZZA, wit a 2 litre of coke
Person 2: fuck kind of pizza? Oh, and 2 L I T R E M A C H I N E 🅱️ R O K E. We got one litre though
Person 1: fuck you mean 🅱️? Ight LOOK, lemme get that pizza, B O N E L E S S.
Person 2: uh, pizza don't got bone on it.
Person 1: the fuck did I just say then?
Person 2: you said "LEMME GET IT B O N E L E S S", like pizza got a damn bone in it.
Person 1: y'all got bones in Ya shit then?
Person 2: nah
Person 1: so what's the problem?
Person 2: D I C K H E A D. Name one pizza that got bone on it.
Person 1: just don't put them shits in my pizza bruh, how many times I gotta say it.
Person 2: bruh, jus explain to me how the fuck pizza can be boneless?
Person 1: if it don't got bone in it, iss B O N E L E S S
Person 2: son what school you go to?
Person 1: dawg, I don't understand the problem. Just make my shit, B O N E L E S S, D E A D A S S.
Person 2: I'm deadass not making this pizza
*phones pizza*
Person 2: Ya pizza, whatchu want?
Person 1:lemme get uhhhhhhh, a BONELESS PIZZA, wit a 2 litre of coke
Person 2: fuck kind of pizza? Oh, and 2 L I T R E M A C H I N E 🅱️ R O K E. We got one litre though
Person 1: fuck you mean 🅱️? Ight LOOK, lemme get that pizza, B O N E L E S S.
Person 2: uh, pizza don't got bone on it.
Person 1: the fuck did I just say then?
Person 2: you said "LEMME GET IT B O N E L E S S", like pizza got a damn bone in it.
Person 1: y'all got bones in Ya shit then?
Person 2: nah
Person 1: so what's the problem?
Person 2: D I C K H E A D. Name one pizza that got bone on it.
Person 1: just don't put them shits in my pizza bruh, how many times I gotta say it.
Person 2: bruh, jus explain to me how the fuck pizza can be boneless?
Person 1: if it don't got bone in it, iss B O N E L E S S
Person 2: son what school you go to?
Person 1: dawg, I don't understand the problem. Just make my shit, B O N E L E S S, D E A D A S S.
Person 2: I'm deadass not making this pizza
by Snarijuana July 13, 2017
Can I get uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh... boneless pizza
by Dat nℹ🅱️🅱️a June 12, 2017
A handcrafted finger licking good boneless crafted pizza fresh from the pizzeria. Best served with coke but I preferably like it with boneless juice. A meme that is also becoming endangered because of normies and nibbas who can't resist stealing memes and the over usage of boneless pizzas. Boneless pizza is served at dominos but you may be lucky to find at other pizza parlors. STAY BONELESS
Hey can I uh get BONELESS PIZZA.
Uh what did you just say
I SAID CAN I GET A BONELESS PIZZA
Boneless? Nigga we don't put bones on our pizzas
AND CAN ALSO GET A 2 liter COKE
sorry 2liter machine broke
FINE CAN I GET A BONELESS PIZZA
sorry thottie
Uh what did you just say
I SAID CAN I GET A BONELESS PIZZA
Boneless? Nigga we don't put bones on our pizzas
AND CAN ALSO GET A 2 liter COKE
sorry 2liter machine broke
FINE CAN I GET A BONELESS PIZZA
sorry thottie
by BonelessBIZZA June 24, 2017
Man: Hey dude, could I order one boneless pizza with extra cheeesssseee??
Dominos Employee: sure bro
Dominos Employee: sure bro
by SwiftHandles July 10, 2017
A pizza with toppings which completely cover the crust all the way to the edge, as found in styles such as Detroit, Sicilian, and Grandma pizzas.
Pizza Bones are the "un-topped" outer edges of pizza crusts, which are discarded by some eaters for being frequently hard and flavorless, and generally the most uninteresting part of most pizzas. Covering the entire crust surface with sauce, toppings, and cheese creates a pizza which does not generate these "bones", being instead uniformly edible and to some palates, vastly superior to "pizza with 🅱️ones in".
The term "boneless pizza" may be utterly baffling and alien to those who are unaware of the existence of non-bone-generating pizza styles, or of the mere use of the term "bones" to refer to said pizza crust edges.
Pizza Bones are the "un-topped" outer edges of pizza crusts, which are discarded by some eaters for being frequently hard and flavorless, and generally the most uninteresting part of most pizzas. Covering the entire crust surface with sauce, toppings, and cheese creates a pizza which does not generate these "bones", being instead uniformly edible and to some palates, vastly superior to "pizza with 🅱️ones in".
The term "boneless pizza" may be utterly baffling and alien to those who are unaware of the existence of non-bone-generating pizza styles, or of the mere use of the term "bones" to refer to said pizza crust edges.
Person 1: bruh, I'm dead ass hungry right now.
*phones pizza*
a different Person 2, who actually has a clue: Ya pizza, whatchu want?
Person 1: lemme get uhhhhhhh, a BONELESS PIZZA, wit a 2 litre of coke
Person 2: So, a St. Louis style, with what toppings?
Person 1: uhhhhhhh...pepperonis. Cheese. Wit extra pepperonis.
*order continues*
*phones pizza*
a different Person 2, who actually has a clue: Ya pizza, whatchu want?
Person 1: lemme get uhhhhhhh, a BONELESS PIZZA, wit a 2 litre of coke
Person 2: So, a St. Louis style, with what toppings?
Person 1: uhhhhhhh...pepperonis. Cheese. Wit extra pepperonis.
*order continues*
by haloInverse November 26, 2018