Not a Damn 

used to describe when you/someone else did not do something that you wanted to do/them to do.

person a: what did you do this weekend.
person b: not a damn. i'm lame as hell.

person a: hey you're back already!
person b: i told you to clean up (thing 1, thing 2, thing 3) and you did not a damn!

Not a Damn by lahahafosho February 27, 2009

not doin a damn thing

The act of not doing anything or having a bad time.

Not included in any activities at the moment or time.

Not doin a damn thing- to be bored to have little to nothing to do

i have nothing to do at all, im having a bad time. I aint doin a damn thing which is being bored. I think my friends at the movies tho.

not doin a damn thing by Neptunee8 August 15, 2016

not having a shittin' damn thing 

a state for the 'living-challenged'! whistling for money hasn't worked out, neither has the shaking of the ass! -being floated is a 'dead end street', so how does one survive??

these are all considerations for the 'damned' one; 'not having a shittin' damn thing'. this is real fun to accuse friends of, too: they go, huh? -you can even add that old college flair by changing it to: you aint'snt gotta shittin' damn thing! one MUST be able to 'speak to impress' when dealing with employers, 'officials', little lord fauntleroys, etc...

were a 'lingual translator' actually to 'pick the statement apart', it would probably loosely be translated thus; you are such a douche-bag you can't even produce a turd. -throwing in 'damn' sort of colors the statement, or perhaps curses or dooms the scenario.

the beauty of the statement is its' final verbal polish on the tongue! it just rolls off like a fine wine sauce, plus! you get to sound highly educated!! -so, how can you lose? such a win-win situation for all!... -the stuffed-shirts all go huh? and the 'hop-heads' all nod approvingly!! ('shittin' can be replaced with 'shitting' for graduate students!!)

she wasn't used to not having a shittin' damn thing, and had to cut him loose!

get wise! you aint'snt gotta shittin' damn thing!

he accused his friend of not having a shitting damn thing!

not having a shittin' damn thing by michael foolsley January 29, 2010