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A Not Neil is one of the worst people you'll ever meet. They claim to be an artisit but they ain't. Not Neils are very shy but do try to open up and when they do you want to shoot them in the face. They are obsessed with watching anime and would try to get them to watch it with you, but you wouldn't want to. If you ever see a Not Neil in the wild take action immediately and burn the nest. Once the hive queen is dead the Not Neil drones woud soon fall as well.
Person 1: Hey is that a Not Neil
Person 2: My god it is. DEPLOY THE TROOPS.
Not Neil by NOOB676 February 6, 2019
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NotNeilJ 

NotNeilJ is a literal kid sized lunchable with a side of bbc
“omg have you seen him”

“yeah that’s NotNeilJ “
NotNeilJ by maybe420696969696969 November 16, 2020

notneilj 

NotNeilJ is a literal kid sized lunchable with a side of bbc
“omg who’s that?”
“oh that’s NotNeilJ”
notneilj by maybe420696969696969 November 17, 2020
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