nose fuck 

To repeatedly stick your nose into or around a womans vagina.
To penetrate your nose with your finger over and over until a gooey fluid emerges.

"...My tongue got sore so i nose fucked her instead"
"*Sniff Sniff* i need a nose fuck"

nose fuck by Community Serve Ice October 12, 2005

Nose fuck 

Nosey person sticking there ore in where it ain’t wanted

You nose fuck! stay the fuck out of my life

Nose fuck by Jo peep June 13, 2018

nose fuck 

To stick your prostate up a womens nose repeatedly until you ejaculate out of her tear gland in her eye

"Snort snot.. AHhh me oho that is one harsh nose fuck!"

nose fuck by saucy cream cheese bedroom August 31, 2006

nose fuck 

To stick ones penis, into the nose fucking hole ( nostrils ) specifically the left one, to avoid pregnancy! As nose fucking is often done in the 'fling' sense,. On the rare occasion one wishes to become impregnated via "nose fuck," they shall simply use the right nostril. Then prepare for the same nose hole to be used as a birth canal in the coming months.

"I nose fucked my girlfriend in the right hole, now shes preggers."

nose fuck by ihaveasorenose March 28, 2024

tea bag nose fuck

dip your balls into an opened mouth partner and sit on their face so there nose goes into your ass

chad:hay ben lets tea bag nose fuck.
ben:ok i want to have your balls in my mouth
chad:omg push your nose deeper into my ass ben!
ben:but it wont go in aney further.
chad:shut the fuck up!yeah lick my balls ben!yea u like the tea bag nose fuck

tea bag nose fuck by bendover holland September 28, 2009

Bat nose fuck

Where you tape the tip of your nose up to expose your nostrils (to look like a bat/pig) and give someone a rimjob with your nose.

"So what did you and Sadie get up to? Heard she's freaky."
"Man, she tried to give me a bat nose fuck. I would've preferred to be pegged."

Bat nose fuck by Honeymoon69 July 1, 2021

Zig Zag Nose Fuck 

Used to describe a persons disfigured nose.
Most commonly associated with Owen Wilson.

"yo, check out that Zig Zag Nose Fuck Owen Wilson"

"Owen Wilson is the most famous Zig Zag Nose Fuck"

Zig Zag Nose Fuck by carboncopy347 February 16, 2009