When you’re with your girl and it’s the middle of winter in the UP and you gotta shovel the snow before you can have sex on the ice of lake superior
“Bro I had to pull a northern shoveler last year and I got my dick stuck on the ice. Luckily Sandy had to pee so we got it off pretty easy”
by Oenari October 1, 2021
Get the Northern Shovelermug.