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Northbridge Mass 

A small town in the Blackstone valley of Massachusetts. No matter where you are in Northbridge it takes five minutes or less to get to the next town.

If you live in Northbridge there's a very good chance that your parents did not go to college but manage to afford the cute little house you live in just fine.

The only low income area is 'The Village.' This is a couple of streets filled with duplexes that often house eight different families at once. They get crowded quickly because everyone living there with working ovaries is pregnant. All the time.

A population Census of Northbridge would show that the town is made up of 25.9% white people and 74% Trees.

Recreational activities in Northbridge include: going to millbury, smoke rides, local shows for the straight edge kids (of which there are many) and ummm that's about it.

There's also a super Walmart in Northbridge,a shit-ton of abandoned mills, and waaayy too many swans
So what went down in the Bridge (Northbridge Mass) tonight?

Well... the party we were at got broken up and we got lost in the woods when we ran from the cops.
Then we called tom and he picked us up on fowler road and we went to hang out at Hess and BK for the rest of the night.
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Northbridge Massachusetts 

Northbridge also known as "The Town of Lowlifes". With the highest rate of drop outs , drug addicts , whores and wanna be gangsters it is not a place one should be proud of living in. Girls activities consist of flirting screwing and attempting to steal other girls boyfriends as well as doing anything humanly possible for attention like posing with there shirts lifted high or pulled down too low. As for the guys, they tend to drift to the "village" a place where drug addicts freely distribute, buy and intake drugs of all kinds. Coke, perks and marijuanna tend to be the most common. Their also known for knocking up these sluts and leaving them for another, resulting in atleast 6 kids by the age of 20. Lets just say this is a town most tend to avoid at all cost ! The only ones worth respecting are the old people in nursing homes and ones that avoid the slum of the town as much as they can. And the occasional good self respecting human beings.
Residents of Northbridge Massachusetts daily routine -sniff perks , get tatted up with aid infested needles and attempt to be as hardcore as possible.

Northbridge Massachusettes 

Northbridge also known as "The Town of Lowlifes". With the highest rate of drop outs , drug addicts , whores and wanna be gangsters it is not a place one should be proud of living in. Girls activities consist of flirting screwing and attempting to steal other girls boyfriends as well as doing anything humanly possible for attention like posing with there shirts lifted high or pulled down too low. As for the guys, they tend to drift to the "village" a place where drug addicts freely distribute, buy and intake drugs of all kinds. Coke, perks and marijuanna tend to be the most common. Their also known for knocking up these sluts and leaving them for another, resulting in atleast 6 kids by the age of 20. Lets just say this is a town most tend to avoid at all cost ! The only ones worth respecting are the old people in nursing homes and ones that avoid the slum of the town as much as they can.
Residents of Northbridge Massachusettes daily routine -sniff perks , get tatted up with aid infested needles and attempt to be as hardcore as possible.

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026