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Norptastic 

1:A word to describe the absolute best porn you have ever seen, usually only taking 2-4 minutes to ejaculate. In some cases its so great you shutter.

2:To describe someone who's the sexiest person alive. Probably referring to the people in the norptastic porn.
1: Man, that was the most norptastic video ever!!!!
I jizzed in like half the time it usually takes me!

2: The girl in that pic was norptastic!!! She makes me melt!!!
Norptastic by emanbeastypants. December 27, 2011
Words you can keep

nerdtastic 

derived from the word fantastic, something that is so nerdy it is cool, would be considered nerdtastic.
wow, you spent all day on the computer yesterday? that must have been fun! no, it's nerdtastic!
nerdtastic by madeofnerd August 29, 2009

noobtastic

When something is highly used by a gamer of lesser skill, because it makes them seem better. Normally a rocket launcher or large machine gun will be praised by these said players, which are called noobs,

and so, noobtastic.
The chainsaw action in Gears of War is noobtastic.
The auto-shotgun in Counterstrike is noobtastic.
The rocket launcher in Halo 2 is noobtastic.
noobtastic by Nick Fisher August 3, 2007

Nontastic 

The state of being NOT fantastic. In the same vein as underwhelmed.
This has been a nontastic week so far.

Mom made liver and onions for dinner...it was nontastic.
Nontastic by Momof4AK February 4, 2010
You feel fantastisc because you just had a nap.
Oh dude I feel sooo naptastic!

Really? Awesome dude.
naptastic by xxElk September 10, 2010

noobtastic

when someone does something that only a noob would do.
"Man, the way he ran into the open when i had a sniper, that was noobtastic!"
noobtastic by harry-san January 16, 2008

nerdtastic 

Adj - A mix between nerdy and fantastic.

A person who's finer qualities may be termed - 'nerdy' (see nerd) - but instead make them a more fun person to be around. Often used teasingly.

Often used specifically in reference to 'band nerds' and 'theatre nerds' by other band and/or theatre nerds.
"Dude, I finally managed to get that rigging up into place last night at like, three in the morning."

"Great job, nerdtastic."
nerdtastic by CandlestickJay October 20, 2008
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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