Norptastic

1:A word to describe the absolute best porn you have ever seen, usually only taking 2-4 minutes to ejaculate. In some cases its so great you shutter.

2:To describe someone who's the sexiest person alive. Probably referring to the people in the norptastic porn.

1: Man, that was the most norptastic video ever!!!!
I jizzed in like half the time it usually takes me!

2: The girl in that pic was norptastic!!! She makes me melt!!!