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Normal town 

The area of your neighborhood/town that you and your closest friends feel most comfortable meeting up at. Some people call this "home base". It is usually a place like Wendy's or some friend's house that you visit everyday.
-Hey guys, you left me!
-It's straight man just meet us as normal town and we'll scoop you up

After the party got broken up by the cops, Terry and I agreed to grab some beers and meet everyone up at normal town to regroup.

-Hey where are you?
-Normal town
-Ok I'll be there in a few
Normal town by Vidioholic May 12, 2011

south normanton 

a small town near the A38 snd M1. contains fair too many pizza shops and fish and chips. home of the second worst street in england.
there is a lrage amount of fish shops due to a high population of chavs.
when you cant decide on a take out, you have a south normanton on your hands

dude: where should we eat

dude-ette: dont know

dude: what a south normanton
south normanton by gravy stain April 29, 2009

Normanton 

I can't stress how bad this place is. Little 9 year olds telling you to f*ck off when you are waiting at the bus stop, 6 people crammed into a small sh*tty car all with burberry hats on with a smurkish grin on their ugly faces, unemployment, drug abuse, etc etc etc. Need I go on.

I remember onetime when my 'friends' asked me to come out, and meet them at this field. Then they decided to beat the crap out of me. What sort of lowlife scum does that?!?

The worst part of Normanton is Q.E.D. (queens elizabeth drive)
I've been past there on the bus and believe me its not a pretty site. All you see is little chavettes drinking special brew, trying to 'impress the lads' with their hooped earings and terrible Yorkshire accent, not knowing that they're probably trying it on with their distant cousain, seen as though everyone is related in this sh*thole. Yeah everyone is inbread round here.

Now let me talk about the school there as well. Probably the worst school round wakefield. It's so bad the teachers dont even turn up because they cant handle the stress of it all. 85% of people there probably leave that school with no GCSE's and no future. The only future they'll possibly have is by getting a bricklaying apprentaship through their uncle or a 'friend of the family.' Or maybe being a painter/decorator. Anything that invovles them lounging around doing f*ck all and still getting paid at the same time!

The only 'ok' part in Normanton is the new estate, which is run by yobs at night who ride round on their 'crossers' (off-road motorbikes) with no helmets on thinking their hard.

This town is easily the worst place ever, over-run by drunken w*nkers, gypsies and anything else that is inbread. I strongly advise people not to visit this old mining village, as nothing can prepare you for the people of Normanton.

I could go on all day about this place, but I'm not so i'll leave it at that. Hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it! Good Day!"
Crappest town in Yorkshire is Normanton
Normanton by Stacy Stow September 15, 2006

Normanton Derby 

No not South Normanton just Normanton, when first travelling to Normanton (Which is located near Derby) i thought i was in Saudi arabia, it was so rough and looked like a fucking warzone, everyone you looked at was just pure scrubbers and during my visit i got stared down at by a bald bloke rolling a ciggy while at the traffic lights. Luckily i made it out alive from the horrific visit i made so even though South normo is shit as it is just stick to there instead.
Person 1: You ever been to Normanton Derby?
Person 2: What south normo?
Person 1: No the rougher version near Derby
Normanton Derby by Pillcock January 19, 2022