Normanton 

I can't stress how bad this place is. Little 9 year olds telling you to f*ck off when you are waiting at the bus stop, 6 people crammed into a small sh*tty car all with burberry hats on with a smurkish grin on their ugly faces, unemployment, drug abuse, etc etc etc. Need I go on.

I remember onetime when my 'friends' asked me to come out, and meet them at this field. Then they decided to beat the crap out of me. What sort of lowlife scum does that?!?

The worst part of Normanton is Q.E.D. (queens elizabeth drive)
I've been past there on the bus and believe me its not a pretty site. All you see is little chavettes drinking special brew, trying to 'impress the lads' with their hooped earings and terrible Yorkshire accent, not knowing that they're probably trying it on with their distant cousain, seen as though everyone is related in this sh*thole. Yeah everyone is inbread round here.

Now let me talk about the school there as well. Probably the worst school round wakefield. It's so bad the teachers dont even turn up because they cant handle the stress of it all. 85% of people there probably leave that school with no GCSE's and no future. The only future they'll possibly have is by getting a bricklaying apprentaship through their uncle or a 'friend of the family.' Or maybe being a painter/decorator. Anything that invovles them lounging around doing f*ck all and still getting paid at the same time!

The only 'ok' part in Normanton is the new estate, which is run by yobs at night who ride round on their 'crossers' (off-road motorbikes) with no helmets on thinking their hard.

This town is easily the worst place ever, over-run by drunken w*nkers, gypsies and anything else that is inbread. I strongly advise people not to visit this old mining village, as nothing can prepare you for the people of Normanton.

I could go on all day about this place, but I'm not so i'll leave it at that. Hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it! Good Day!"

Crappest town in Yorkshire is Normanton

Normanton by Stacy Stow September 15, 2006

Normanton Derby 

No not South Normanton just Normanton, when first travelling to Normanton (Which is located near Derby) i thought i was in Saudi arabia, it was so rough and looked like a fucking warzone, everyone you looked at was just pure scrubbers and during my visit i got stared down at by a bald bloke rolling a ciggy while at the traffic lights. Luckily i made it out alive from the horrific visit i made so even though South normo is shit as it is just stick to there instead.

Person 1: You ever been to Normanton Derby?
Person 2: What south normo?
Person 1: No the rougher version near Derby

Normanton Derby by Pillcock January 19, 2022

south normanton 

a small town near the A38 snd M1. contains fair too many pizza shops and fish and chips. home of the second worst street in england.
there is a lrage amount of fish shops due to a high population of chavs.

when you cant decide on a take out, you have a south normanton on your hands

dude: where should we eat

dude-ette: dont know

dude: what a south normanton

south normanton by gravy stain April 29, 2009

Normandin Middle School 

a school filled with 13 year olds who vape and take pictures in the bathroom. all the females are ratchet. ghetto people love this school and love to cuss the teachers out because there “tripping”. Some classes hold the most ghetto kids that are 15-16 years old. If you go to the success center you are a confirmed cool kid. Mr. Borowitz will write you up if you have your phone out though, he will be the only teacher to do this, it’s because he thinks the ghetto kids are contacting their friends to “shoot up the place.” All the “light skins” like the “light skin” security guard so they won’t let you disrespect him or they’ll “beat your ass on dead dogs.” The other security guard looks like Raini Rodriguez so all the ghetto kids also bully her but no one cares. All of the sport teams are terrible, they don’t win anything, except when the Guatemalans play on the soccer team, then you will see a win every once in a great while. Most of the teachers try to teach but will get yelled at by the black kids in the back of the class because “they don’t need to fucking know this shit.” So teacher will then cry because they are pussies. But in conclusion, Normandin Middle School is a terrible School because of all the ghetto kids that come straight out of the 8 projects surrounding the school, and teachers aren’t actually teachers.

Fairhaven/Dartmouth Friend: “You go to Normandin Middle School?”

You: “Yes!”

Friend: “Wow don’t get beat up or shot up ‘on dead dogs.’”

Normandin Middle School by Frat Boy from Brockton February 27, 2019

Normanstan 

Normanstan or it's proper name Normanton, is large suburb outside Derby City Centre. Normanton was originally a respectable middle class area of Derby. Since the 1960's the area has been subject to large amounts of ethnic minorities from India, Pakistan and other Asian Countries. Hence the name Normanstan. The area has since become a ghetto and a no go area for white people after dark.

Well I need my passport to go shopping in Normanton? Normanstan

Normanstan by kent brockman March 20, 2013

Normington Paintbrush 

The act of eating a taco bell then doing a massive diarrhoea on a girls hair, putting your penis in their arse, and then using the girl's hair as the tip of a paintbrush to paint walls/buildings/structures while using your erection to aim

Arshia: Heard you stayed at Katie's last night?
Nathan: Yeah man. We watched love is blind and then i gave her a normington paintbrush on the living room walls
Arshia: Awh hell yeah! Hope you remembered to spray some febreeze afterwards

Normington Paintbrush by xXxswagmaster42069xXx February 13, 2022

Normanator 

A totally hot guy who goes absolutely insane without his "medicine" aka marijuana

Don't make me break out the Normanator on you

Normanator by JmRNmM December 7, 2012