Nopptimistic

The feeling of optimism that you feel when you have belief in Danny Noppert to win a game of darts. It’s a sense of blind confidence, a faith like no other, which usually leads to an excruciatingly painful loss.

“Bro, did you see Noppert is facing Mickey Mansell in the Grand Slam, I’m feeling a little Nopptimistic about that!”
*the next day*
“Yeah, so about that, Noppert lost 10-7 to Mickey fucking Mansell. What is the point in this life. My Nopptimism always comes back to bite me”