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noobling 

A young or baby noob. These diminutive creatures tend to hang around in groups, so be careful if you accidentally prise one away from its habitat; its fellow nooblings will come after you shouting a torrent of abuse in Noobish.
Noobling1: phr33 money pl0z
Noobling2: pls gif me phr33 st00f im new 2 dis game!!111
You: No, go away
Noobling1: omg rep0rted!!
Noobling2: racist!
Noobling3: reprorted
Noobling4: ima follow u untilz u gif us fre stufzorz
noobling by Moist_Sponge December 3, 2010
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nooblander 

Similar to zoolander but when playing a video game that they are not good at they are a nooblander.
That guy playing BF1942 is so bad he is a nooblander.
nooblander by Rynobig July 6, 2007
1. A young noob

2. People that are more immature than the average noobs.

3. An extreme noob
Only a nooblet like you could've done that!
nooblet by PB May 13, 2005

noobling 

1. The offspring of a noob.

2. someone who is new to being a noob.
I saw you and your nooblings at the video store yesterday.
noobling by Yah-Set February 5, 2008
A product that aims at evoking a particular but elusive sensory experience, wanted by all, known by few. (Contrary to previous definitions, "nooble" has nothing to do with the word "noob" and is not a sexual activity or practice.)
—"Excuse me, I'd like the noobles soup, please."
"Don't you mean 'noodle'"?
—"No. Noobles. Happiness = nooble."
"Okay. That'll be $4.95."
nooble by Sexicographer June 27, 2013
The lord of all noobs. Nooblar is the biggest insult in the computer gaming world. One who is a nooblar should be avoided at all cost.
-What do you mean you don't know how to auto respawn,I dub thee nooblar, Lord of the noobs-
nooblar by john doza January 30, 2005
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Oblication 

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