noost

A sexual secretion from the penis

Dude, I just noosted all over your mom.

noost by Pat February 18, 2003

Noost

Another extention of nasty. Generally a name to call someone.

Person 1: I think your brother is sexy.

Person 2: Ew, that's noost!

Noost by sarakat7 September 10, 2011

noost

The act of sexual intercourse

Dude, I want to noost your sister.

noost by Pat February 18, 2003

noost

When used as an adjective, add "-er"

A very, very attractive female

Hey, look at that nooster!

noost by Pat February 18, 2003

Noofter 

A homosexual man.

(As taken from the Miami Twice episode of Only Fools and Horses):

Rodney - "You don't think that Rico might be a .....noofter?"

Del Boy - "A noofter...? No, he's Italian, ain't he? You can't have an Italian noofter, it's a well known medical fact!!"

Noofter by Ses101 May 19, 2015

Hyneama-Noosh 

The expression "Hyneama-Noosh!" suggests to instantly disappear just as the legendary Halloween creature is known to do. The origin dates from "The Legend of the Hyneama-Noosh", which reveals the spooky antics of a clownish scarecrow, best known for smashing pumpkins, and having a talent for vanishing into thin air.

"You’d better "Hyneama-Noosh" and get the eggs I need to bake this cake!"

"Hyneama-Noosh!, Hyneama-Noosh!...What are you waiting for? Go!"

"Thanks for visiting. Now Hyneama-Noosh so I can have some peace and quiet tonight!"

Hyneama-Noosh by The Spectacled Eider October 18, 2016

Noose

A very useful knot. Can be used to make bananas fly, stir mixtures, hang pictures, and anything you try

Hey dude! I just made a noose!
What are you uh... gonna do with it...
Stir a mixture!

Noose by Admirable Kitten June 22, 2019