Noopen
Pronounced "noo-pen" (rhyming with soupin'). A state of total unavailability. Used to describe an online system, video game server, feature, or product slot that is completely restricted, locked, sold out, or out of reach.
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Noopen poopen
Something really mean inside some online circles. What forum? Real life? Wait, am I not playing The Sims 3 right now!?
In the investigator profession you'll sometimes get a case where one Sim becomes butthurt about something another Sim said on a forum so they contact a private investigator to hack their computer. Your Sim doesn't hack their computer. Instead, your Sim goes on the forum themselves to call the Sim a "noopen poopen" which is something along the lines of "slutty whore." You then go back to the butthurt Sim and tell them what you did. They will gasp as if you are white and just said "nigger" and then you promptly get 500 Simoleons and job performance for trolling a forum.
All of that for the low, low price of $40 for the Ambitions expansion pack! Wow, what a great deal! EA sure does care about their customers!
In the investigator profession you'll sometimes get a case where one Sim becomes butthurt about something another Sim said on a forum so they contact a private investigator to hack their computer. Your Sim doesn't hack their computer. Instead, your Sim goes on the forum themselves to call the Sim a "noopen poopen" which is something along the lines of "slutty whore." You then go back to the butthurt Sim and tell them what you did. They will gasp as if you are white and just said "nigger" and then you promptly get 500 Simoleons and job performance for trolling a forum.
All of that for the low, low price of $40 for the Ambitions expansion pack! Wow, what a great deal! EA sure does care about their customers!
Hey, guys, I just had a mission on The Sims 3 where I called another Sim a "noopen poopen." Isn't that hilarious?
*silence*
Oh, wait, I have no friends. I don't need them anyway because friends are only noopen poopens. BRB, going to go cry while I make my Sims' wedding perfect.
*silence*
Oh, wait, I have no friends. I don't need them anyway because friends are only noopen poopens. BRB, going to go cry while I make my Sims' wedding perfect.
Noopen poopen by Kinky Booty Pop January 10, 2015
Related Words
Noopen • Noopen poopen • Nooper • nooping • noope • nompendulo • nonpenis • nooped • nootenhooger • nopenope
Nooped
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NopeNopeNope
The act and verbal expression of a person showing their fear by hastily leaving a room, household or building. Can also be used in past and present tense.
Sarah: So I had to kill a spider in the living room because my brother NopeNopeNope'd out of the room.
Jason: Wow, what a wuss!
Daryll: You better not NopeNopeNope during Insidious 2 like you did the first one.
Jason: Wow, what a wuss!
Daryll: You better not NopeNopeNope during Insidious 2 like you did the first one.
NopeNopeNope by herooftime89 September 26, 2013
nooben
(the nooben)hey noob yea yoy im talking to you
(the noob)wtf your a f**king noob
(the nooben)^o^ awsome i got him to say im a noob
(the noob)wtf your a f**king noob
(the nooben)^o^ awsome i got him to say im a noob
nooben by Jeffrey C. Layne May 9, 2008
nootenhooger
nootenhooger by Stan the butcher August 25, 2004
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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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