Nookiela 

The name of a older 'cougar' women whom has children and a large self made fortune to her name, who often sleeps with younger boys/men in her local area.

"I cant wait to get back home and give Nookiela a ring so i can ride her like a bike"
" Sorry Im late boys, i had Nookiela round last night. Corrr did she punish me for being a naughty boy"

Nookiela by Mr Owo January 19, 2023

nookielear fallout 

When a woman becomes very excited to the point where her love nectar shows on the outside of her pants.

Vrin: I couldn't believe Sally Sue when she came home from her job interview.
Jadu: How dat?
Vrin: She said the guy inteviewing her was a real turn on and when she got up, the interviewer told her to go to the bathroom and attend to her nookielear fallout. She was real embarassed and almost threw up on the guy.

nookielear fallout by jethrojones December 12, 2007

nookielear spill 

When the babe you're engaged in serious foreplay with goes into kitchen and you notice major sauce leakage from her nookie area on your new leather couch.

Vrin: Damn, Sally Sue had a nookielear spill on my new leather sofa last night.
Jadu: How man?
Vrin: We were just foolin around on the couch and she was getting real excited, and left a third of my sofa covered in her liquid excitement.
Jadu: You okay?
Vrin. Kinda. I called the store where I bought it and they said they can't accept nookielear stained sofas anymore.
Jadu: Bummer man.

nookielear spill by jethrojones December 12, 2007

Nookiefailure 

A mishap during sexual intercourse that leads to one or more partners being left unsatisfied.

"So I was in the middle of intercourse, when I suddenly lost my erection. Total nookiefailure right?"

Nookiefailure by KtizzleIzzleNizzle January 3, 2010