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A group of guys sit around a cookie, (preferably large cookie) and they all jack off on the cookie. The last one to jizz on the cookie has to eat it.

Nookie Cookie is a good game for the premature ejaculators.

nookie cookie by Hiawatha October 25, 2006

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Nookie Cookie

A Nookie Cookie is a Cookie, confection or other bread product that has been soaked, covered or saturated with semen. The purpose of the "Nookie Cookie" is that to challenge pledges to Fraternities during "Rush Week".
An obscure and ancient hazing practice that may or may not be used in fraternal organizational initiations.

Several, if not numberous fraternity members masturbated and ejaculated on to the "Nookie Cookie", which was later served to those that pledged to join their fraternity as to test their personal strength.

Nookie Cookie by Godzilla1985 September 17, 2005

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fortune cookie nookie

to have sex with an asian girl

Dude, I took this totally hot asian chick home last night and scored some fortune cookie nookie!

fortune cookie nookie by Robert Richards October 14, 2007

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Cookie's Nookie

The well manicured beaver of an older woman.

The Prince of Panola sure does enjoy cookie's nookie.

Cookie's Nookie by D_Dawg October 30, 2016

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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