South African slang. Used as a complete sentance to describe shock, amazement or disbelief. Originating from the Afrikaans language meaning never
Person 1: "Did you hear that Shiela is pregnant?"
Person 2: "Nooit!"
Person 1: "She says that you are the father"
Person 2: "Nooit!"
Person 2: "Nooit!"
Person 1: "She says that you are the father"
Person 2: "Nooit!"
by Kevin Nortje May 13, 2005
Get the nooit mug.Refers to a character or person from the PMLN political party usually with a low IQ and somewhat deranged disposition. Usually a noonitoon suffers from speaking difficulties, incoherent language spoken or written and uncoordinated gestures. Noonitoons will often hang around in packs or in a social group for support. However a noonitoon will often turn on his own in a fit of rage or when provoked. A noonitoon can also be an individual/s attempting to display violence similar to a Gullu Butt.
Collectively the term noonitoon can also describe PMLN thugs, hooligans, vandals, as well as comical and eccentric PMLN politicians. Noonitoons have alliances to PMLN and on occasions such as rallies, political demonstrations/marches and press conferences their services are paid and bought for to make up the numbers.
Noonitoons spread PML literature and ideology in public media and act as internet trolls on various political discussions, social networks and forums. In general noonitoons usually conspires and prefabricated false allegations and will even resort to sabotage.
Collectively the term noonitoon can also describe PMLN thugs, hooligans, vandals, as well as comical and eccentric PMLN politicians. Noonitoons have alliances to PMLN and on occasions such as rallies, political demonstrations/marches and press conferences their services are paid and bought for to make up the numbers.
Noonitoons spread PML literature and ideology in public media and act as internet trolls on various political discussions, social networks and forums. In general noonitoons usually conspires and prefabricated false allegations and will even resort to sabotage.
A: “Pir Sabir Shah is the noonitoon singing Go Nawaz Go?”
B: “Is it true that Billu Butt is a notorious noonitoon?”
C: “the reporter and anchor is a noonitoon”
B: “Is it true that Billu Butt is a notorious noonitoon?”
C: “the reporter and anchor is a noonitoon”
by Cricket Buff October 12, 2014
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(As taken from the Miami Twice episode of Only Fools and Horses):
Rodney - "You don't think that Rico might be a .....noofter?"
Del Boy - "A noofter...? No, he's Italian, ain't he? You can't have an Italian noofter, it's a well known medical fact!!"
Rodney - "You don't think that Rico might be a .....noofter?"
Del Boy - "A noofter...? No, he's Italian, ain't he? You can't have an Italian noofter, it's a well known medical fact!!"
by Ses101 May 19, 2015
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by Zotmeister October 15, 2013
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Refers to the game noita in which you can die for many reasons that aren't obvious
Refers to the game noita in which you can die for many reasons that aren't obvious
by Astromyau January 20, 2021
Get the Get noita'd mug.When a person who is playing a video game who is a noob, or sucks very badly at it, leaves to get food or drinks while still in the game.
Player1: Dude, where did this guy go?!?!
Player2: Don't worry, he is 0 and 8. He went to get his noobtrients.
Player2: Don't worry, he is 0 and 8. He went to get his noobtrients.
by Boxxy94 July 20, 2009
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Person:oh i see....i should go outside.
Person:oh i see....i should go outside.
by I made this out of boredom April 5, 2017
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