Noodle My Poodle

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When you are doing unholy acts . When you use a doggy prostitution. They wrap there man part in noodles and go up the poo hole

Jenny brought back Chinese last night and I though I should Noodle My Poodle. She loved it

Noodle My Poodle by ISureLoveNoodles June 19, 2018

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Noodle my poodle

A sexy shrimp cocktail.

A gorgeous little kid like doggie.
A poodle like looking human

Person1: wow face look at that hot chick
Person2: ye she is a total noodle my poodle

Noodle my poodle by Snapothecoinboiiiz June 3, 2018

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poodle my noodle

The act of a male putting his soft penis into a girl's untrimmed vagina

Happens to only gaylords who play fortnite

DUDE "poodle my noodle when" I tried fucking a girl at a party last night it was terrible

poodle my noodle by Sumica June 1, 2018

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Poodle in my noodle

A best friend who's one in a million.

I'm so lucky to have found you, you're the poodle in my noodle.

Poodle in my noodle by r siz December 5, 2014

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noodles my poodles

It means omfg, but in a language so I can say it in the middle of class.

Noodles my poodles! Watch where ur going

noodles my poodles by Bunny_rabbit_lucy April 14, 2014

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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