noodle cup

When you have sex with your flaccid penis, because you can't get it up. Usually due to being drunk, or nervous.

Girl: "what's wrong?"
Guy: "I'm too drunk were gonna have to noodle cup."

Guy 1: " hey did you hook up with missy last night?"

Guy 2: "yeah man, but I was really nervous so I had to noodle cup her instead."

noodle cup by LS oki February 13, 2014

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Noodle Cup

When a woman inserts many cooked-warm noodles into her cooked noodles into her vagina and then proceeds to forward-cowgirl facesit her man or woman or other gender SO. This SO then begins to slurp up her pussy juices and the noodles all at once making for a delicious feast.

girl 1: “hey what did you do last night”
girl 2: “not much bra I was busy noodle cupping my man”

Noodle Cup by FakSexySaxMan June 8, 2018

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Beat that Cup Noodle

Hittin that pussy up, Hard.

1. Yo I'm a beat that cup noodle like a mutha fucka.

Beat that Cup Noodle by Kyle, Jonas June 11, 2006

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noodle cupper

a semi homosexual redneck caucasion male. who normally works in the excavating business. and tends to wear tight work pants and extra smedium work shirts.

there goes that noodle cupper again spinning tires.

noodle cupper by Kevin Kenneth King September 24, 2008

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cup noodles

trash

i sure am cup noodles

cup noodles by cupnoodlehater November 7, 2017

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Cup Noodles

When a girl shoves noodles up her vagina for her sexual partner to soon eat out of her.

Last night my girlfriend gave me cup noodles ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Cup Noodles by Cluckercluck August 12, 2019

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