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When you have sex with your flaccid penis, because you can't get it up. Usually due to being drunk, or nervous.

Girl: "what's wrong?"
Guy: "I'm too drunk were gonna have to noodle cup."

Guy 1: " hey did you hook up with missy last night?"

Guy 2: "yeah man, but I was really nervous so I had to noodle cup her instead."

noodle cup by LS oki February 13, 2014

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Noodle Cup

When a woman inserts many cooked-warm noodles into her cooked noodles into her vagina and then proceeds to forward-cowgirl facesit her man or woman or other gender SO. This SO then begins to slurp up her pussy juices and the noodles all at once making for a delicious feast.

girl 1: “hey what did you do last night”
girl 2: “not much bra I was busy noodle cupping my man”

Noodle Cup by FakSexySaxMan June 8, 2018

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Beat that Cup Noodle

Hittin that pussy up, Hard.

1. Yo I'm a beat that cup noodle like a mutha fucka.

Beat that Cup Noodle by Kyle, Jonas June 11, 2006

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noodle cupper

a semi homosexual redneck caucasion male. who normally works in the excavating business. and tends to wear tight work pants and extra smedium work shirts.

there goes that noodle cupper again spinning tires.

noodle cupper by Kevin Kenneth King September 24, 2008

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cup noodles

trash

i sure am cup noodles

cup noodles by cupnoodlehater November 7, 2017

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Cup Noodles

When a girl shoves noodles up her vagina for her sexual partner to soon eat out of her.

Last night my girlfriend gave me cup noodles ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Cup Noodles by Cluckercluck August 12, 2019

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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